Highways Agency, Cheshire, Farce

MISSING: Single brain cell, partially functioning, if found, please return to Highways Agency, Cheshire.

Apparently, they have two sheds full of diversion signs, one shed named ‘Obvious’, the other, ‘Ambiguous’.

Thank you so much, Highways Agency, Cheshire, for that aimless, undirected detour around the outskirts of Chester this morning. Myself and the HGV drivers thoroughly enjoyed playing ‘spot the diversion signs’. Oh yes, just in case you were wondering, people do actually drive on the Cheshire A roads between the hours of 10pm and 5am.