{"id":850,"date":"2011-10-21T18:56:24","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T17:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/?p=850"},"modified":"2011-10-21T18:58:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T17:58:23","slug":"highways-agency-cheshire-farce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/highways-agency-cheshire-farce","title":{"rendered":"Highways Agency, Cheshire, Farce"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>MISSING: Single brain cell, partially functioning, if found, please return to Highways Agency, Cheshire.<\/h3>\n<p>Apparently, they have two sheds full of diversion signs, one shed named &#8216;Obvious&#8217;, the other, &#8216;Ambiguous&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you so much, Highways Agency, Cheshire, for that aimless, undirected detour around the outskirts of Chester this morning. Myself and the HGV drivers thoroughly enjoyed playing &#8216;spot the diversion signs&#8217;. Oh yes, just in case you were wondering, people do actually drive on the Cheshire A roads between the hours of 10pm and 5am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/highways-agency-cheshire-farce\"><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/thumbnail-for-excerpts\/tfe_no_thumb.png\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>MISSING: Single brain cell, partially functioning, if found, please return to Highways Agency, Cheshire. Apparently, they have two sheds full of diversion signs, one shed named &#8216;Obvious&#8217;, the other, &#8216;Ambiguous&#8217;. Thank you so much, Highways Agency, Cheshire, for that aimless, undirected detour around the outskirts of Chester this morning. Myself and the HGV drivers thoroughly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedrumdoctor.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}